Does this mean that you’re fine with Tone’s racist jokes but not sexist ones Dave?
Just askin’loike.
BTW as Tone is taking the piss out of muslims can I do the same out of catholics?
I’m pretty laid back about most things Ian.In the thread title, it says that there could be non-PC content, so go ahead an’ fill yar booties mate. It’s mainly about where everyones ‘sensitivity threshold’ is i suppose, so racist jokes go down like a lead balloon in the multi-cultural/diversity h.q. and similarly sexist jokes fall flat in the equalities dept.I’m not fond of venison either, but i don’t have a fit of the vapours if somebody is scoffin’ a venison burger next to me.How the dam am ya anyway ye’ aul’ farquar?<—edit—> Ahhhh *ting … I just remembered, you probably can’t see the small animated image before the text on your works pc.Let me describe it for you… Well, it’s a small gif cartoon of a character inserting a floppy disc into a drive aperture of a pc.The m/c spits it out (uggh style) and it decapitates the character who had inserted it.There is an observer stood nearby, who throws up his arms in horror and waddles off to get assistance as the headless body slumps to the floor.Basically, it’s a ‘waggish’ way of letting out a long groan in an amusing presentation…Then getting the coat.
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Ah, I can see the piccie.
I thought the bloke was running about in hilarity as the biterr is bitten back so to speak.
B the B I am fine though it is a shame the rally season is over till next Feb.
What do yah mean yoy’re not fond of venison, better than steak in my opinion and can be got at a much better price.
Nah mang, it’s that the arrow heads react with me fillings and cause a galvanic reaction which makes my hair stand up…that and being a lover of nature, i leave the roadkill to the crows…well, i would drag one out of the way to prevent un-seating an unwary motorcyclist.So. no more rallies till next year…go on, you’d love the Dragon and some of the other winter shindigs!
Just as well I don’t react in that way, I would be replying to every second post in the Bellagio thread.
I can even find some Jewish jokes if you like.
I could even ask the bad boy of Belsan to join in.
A woman goes to the doctor & says she’s got a green mark on either side of her fanny.
He has a look & asks her “Are you married to a gypsy by any chance ?”
“Yes” she says
The doctor replies “Tell him his earrings aren’t real gold”.
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the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at
the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note
from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank and ‘7’ inches in your pants…
After reading the note, the man decided to
compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter
and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
It read: ‘Just to let you know things aren’t always what they appear to
be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo
in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami ,
and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million
dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.’
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Brazilian, a Canadian, an Argentinian, a Korean and a Swiss man walked into a pub. The bouncer says Sorry… I can’t let you in without a Thai".
^^^^ Crazy basterd! Got turned away from (ahem) Annabelles night spot for trying to gain entrance with an open necked pink ben sherman…I went back to myCortina and put a red jump lead with the crock clips on like a maverick bow tie.I tries again…He said:“Ok you can come in, but don’t get starting anything”
I takes that is the famous Annabelles on the Reperbhane.
Some very bootiful 'ladeez 'in there.
…Duh! And there was me thinking i was going to see the Ruttles!
Knicked this from FB ,But think it applies to some ofthemembers on here.
1 The “Looker”
Never posts anything or
comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they…see you in public. … …
#2 The “Hyena”
Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
#3 “Mr/Ms Popular”
Has 4967 friends for NO reason
#4 The “Gamer”
Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.)
#5 The “saint”
Every post makes reference to God or Jesus
#6 The “Thief”
Steals status updates daily…and will probably steal this one too…nakuona 
#7 The “Cynic”
Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
#8 The “Collector”
Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
#9 The “Promoter”
Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
#10 The “Liker”
Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the “like” button
#11 The “Hater”
Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life
#12 The “Anti-Proof-reader”
This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don’t know if they were typing fast, or they really cant spell.
#13 “Drama Queen/ King”
This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this!”, or “They gonna make me snap today!”, in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what’s wrong…but then they never finish telling the story.
#14 “Womp Womp”
This person consistently tries to be funny…but never is.
#15 The “News”
Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary
#16 The “Rooster”
Feels that it is their job to tell all “Good Morning” "Good Night“ every day.
Police in Liverpool have arrested 3 of 4 Scouse Islamic Terrorists: Bin Snortin, Bin Dealin, Bin Thievin, but there was no sign of Bin Workin!!
Registration on the first day back at school in Birmingham
The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:-
“Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?” “Here.” “Achmed El Kabul?” “Here.” "Fatima Al Hayek? " “Here.” “Ali Abdul Olmi?” “Here.”
“Mohammed Bin Kadir?” “Here.”
"Ali Son al Len†- Silence in the classroom. “Ali Son al Len” - Continued silence as everyone looked around the room.
The teacher repeated the call.
A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that’s me. It’s pronounced Alison Allen!!
Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, “I don’t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT?! What was that?!” She said, “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, “Lets get a pair for each outfit.” We went on to the jewellery counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.” I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No baby, I don’t feel like it.” Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, “WHAT?” I said, “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?” Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either… but at least she knows I’m smarter than her.
Tesco burgers - OK as part of a stable diet but a bit high in Shergar.
Tesco burgers contain horsemeat? What next, my Lidl Pony? Just checked the sell by date on our Tesco burgers… Aaaannnd they’re OFF!
Hamburgers is an anagram of Shergars bum. What does that tell you
To eat or not to eat a Tesco burger? That is equestrian.